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before perusing best-of-craigslist postings below please note:

18 Dec 2012 - FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself.

28 Nov 2012 - Feline Lap Surrogate

02 Aug 2012 - SPEEDWAY-RANT

09 Aug 2009 - Two Stoned Dudes - m4w

18 Jun 2009 - We crashed bikes. - m4w

10 Jun 2009 - The Sexy Tub Shart Incident - m4w

08 Jan 2009 - Rant - A Cell Phone in Every Hand...EVERY Single Hand...

07 Aug 2008 - Lolcode Developer: YOU CAN HAS CHEEZEBURGER?

19 Jun 2008 - josh from the frat house on 15th - w4m

20 Aug 2007 - An open letter to the person(s) who stole my porch light.

14 Jun 2007 - To the girl with the vagina - m4w

17 Sep 2005 - ALL RESTAURANT SERVERS READ THIS!