Must have a sense of humor and not badger me with questions like you are interviewing me for marriage. I am not planning on getting married no time soon, so we can hang out maybe, go out maybe, but we are not going to get into a relationship. (Sorry, boo hoo)
Oh about me SBM, working professional, jack of all trades, I think I have ADHD because I do entirely too much, and I'm from the South.
Please don't send me pics initially, I would rather chat with you first get a feel for you, then we can exchange pics.
So if you have a sense of humor, aren't stuck on yourself or stupid, feel free to hit me up.
You must have a first and last name in your e-mail. A real name.
Do not tell me to come chat with you on another site, I will not respond.
Do not have a link in your e-mail or I will not respond.
If you really enjoyed what I said, please don’t wait, for I’m the man to be tried and you are the one to try.
My age digits sum up to 8 and I was born earlier & closer to 1980. I’m from far, yet, near long enough that far became far now. Some say I have knowledge worth what was awarded, yet, my quest never ends.
Today, I am thankful that I have no actions to apologize for mostly but just some really bad thoughts. Firstly, I got cut off in traffic and inappropriately (but accurately) predicted the race, gender and creed of the person in the other car. I am sorry for doing this even though it seems to be God-given gift with no yet-apparent Godly purpose.
I am also sorry for thinking bad thoughts about that Muslim officer who shot all those soldiers and wondering if a Muslim martyr gets 72 virgins in heaven for his shenanigans, what unthinkable horrors must have those 72 women must have done to get where they are..and then I wondered if they were really virgins or just trying really hard to act like virgins? Because we all know how they can act. Then I got sad thinking about all those dead people while a Muslim gets to twirl 72 virgins around on his manhood like some plate spinner on the Merv Griffin show. Then I started thinking about Merv...and how often he had Liberace on his show...and how America thought it was great that neither of those fancy lads were actually gay...then I wondered if they knew each other was gay or if they were actually SO GOOD at pretending to NOT BE GAY that they didn't even know that the other dude was the other most famous unknown gay man in America besides himself. How queer would that be?
You: Around my age (19-26), any ethnicity, any body type, must not be crazy, must not be a cheater, must like to be cooked for (i love cooking lol), good communication skills are a major plus, and D&D free is required because I am D&D free myself.
So who am I? I am a white male, 59 years of age (don’t act it, don’t feel it), 5’10” tall, 175#, gray hair (lots), blue eyes (and specs). I am very active and very high energy. The only jewelry I wear is my watch.
I have Jewish blood but am non-religious, am very smart and read a lot, have a graduate degree and am interested in most everything: politics, literature, history, the sciences, the arts and of course music (folk, classical, popular). I watch no TV and have little interest in spectator sports but I like movies. I am bright and analytical and pretty sexy (with the right woman, of course) for a smart-ass.
I am politically Left-Wing but am beginning to call my politics Common Sense and Good Will, as the traditional labels have all but lost their meaning.
Who am I looking for? Well, someone who’s still reading this, for starters. Smart enough to like smarties. Someone nice to look at (in my eyes), and someone who still likes being and getting feminine. Who likes to laugh! And touch.
Do looks count? Yes, absolutely. I would like to see a (recent) photo of you but failing that a verbal description will be appreciated.
I look forward to hearing from you. If you are in doubt, take a chance; I do not need a woman who KNOWS she is god’s gift!
That leaves virtually NIL for me (but even if microscopic, I'll take my changes on being "real").
So I am a real guy.
Family oriented, keep fit and live a healthy lifestyle (meaning no drugs/smoking).
I went to college (even have a masters) and I'm currently employed (great career).
Sure, I am tall and I'm fun/funny and I also like to do "stuff", so I'm not a boring person.
I own, don't rent, live alone (so no pesky roomies).
It may be a joke on me, but I'm thinking maybe there's a cutie out here who is kind/caring, has a nice personality and she's looking too.
If I've learned one thing in life, its to "over communicate", so note that I'm after someone who is 100% single and ready for a relationship (not recent sep/divorcee) AND I'm looking for someone who is unencumbered by children (although is interested in LTR w/children).
Last point - I'm looking for a woman who is ht/wt proportionate.
(lets say that you are "fit" or "atlethic" or "slim" but not needing to lose 20lbs). lol
Sure, I'm selective but I'm smart, caring, outgoing, ht/wt proportionate and no kids.
Anyway, about me; white, male, average build, d/d free, decent looking, funny, nice, charming, sarcastic, good sense of humor and never takes things too seriously (outside of work at least). I have a good job, and a pretty cool, though ill behaved dog that I rescued a few years ago.
I jog a few miles 3 to 4 times a week, it's a good way to relieve stress and clear my head. I enjoy playing tennis, though I don't play as much as I should. I absolutely love snowboarding, it's the best thing about winter (other than Christmas) and once October arrives, all I can think about is when will it start snowing, and when will the slopes open!
DC is great, but I'm looking for someone to share the city experiences with. There's so much to do here, I guess I'm trying to find the perfect person to do those things with.
I'm looking for someone intelligent, fun, easy going, and perhaps participates in one (or all) of the sports I mentioned above; someone who is just as happy chilling with a movie and a glass of wine on Friday night, as they are going out on the town. Personally I'm not a fan of clubs and busy bars. I prefer a place where I can hear our conversation and don't have to wait forever for the bartender to serve me a drink.
You must be D/D free, sane, drama free, decent shape, and just an all around cool person.
There is obviously much more to me than I've written here, but if this posting has sparked any interest whatsoever, then shoot me an email and picture, and I'll perhaps respond likewise.
Why a Blonde Girl?
I like the Monumental and Historic status that Blondes carry. Its just my preference, like the ones we all have. I always just found blonde girls very interesting and no its not just about the blonde hair. There is more to it. May be i will tell you when you get in touch. I am open to other girls too, as i get attracted to a girl through interesting conversations and intellectual connections and not appearance alone. However, i do think appearance promotes a passionate relation.
About Me:
I am Tall with a healthy build and a healthy lifestyle. I love good conversations and hanging out. Love nature!
I have a 9-5 job in D.C. but i end up working beyond 5 as this is in computers and you know all the jazz about it. But the best part is....i enjoy my job! Thats how i enjoy my life too.
Life is beautiful is it not? There is so much more about it than we know...i mean the good stuff! So i want to meet someone interesting and explore the best part of my life.
Random Fantasies: My dream is to take a bike and go biking with my blonde girl to some place we both will explore! How romantic it is to just think about it. It may be a fantasy only...but hey...i like to think about it! Or may be just walk hand in hand. Its amazing to just have someone to hold!
You could be a Blonde Girl of any body type. I would love it if you could speak clear and understandable English. The blonde specification is just my preference which i respect :) No offense to others at all. Thats why any girl who is interested to reply to this post can feel free to do so.
Please reply with a pic and i shall send more pics if you want.
What am i looking from this?: We can start off as friends...and see where it goes. Why not welcome what develops by itself? Classic and simple.
As you can see, i communicate well, sometimes may be more than needed. But i think communication is definitely important in any relation.
Oh yea..i love humour! We must always laugh and smile while we can....and just repeat that...Lol!
YOU: should have as many as the above mentioned traits as possible. The more the better. I can appreciate most everyone for who they are, however if you are;
Angry. Bitter. Controlling. Prejudiced. Hateful. Rude. Aggressive. Mean. Negative. Tense. Pessimistic. Shallow. Boring. Dry. Dependant. Dishonest. Lazy. Married. Multiple boy friends. A Whiner. Crabby .Needy Violent. Short tempered or argumentative, YOU NEED NOT APPLY!
Please reply with the word bliss in your subject field so that I know that your reply is real.
Well, what I mean is "I'm firm on certain traits that I'm looking for in a woman" yet "I'm flexible as well".
Let me "un-creep" that statement and clarify.
So ya put up a posting and say "I'm looking for a tall girl" and invariably you get a short person email you.
Ya say "please be height and weight proportionate" and you get someone trying to lose 20bls.
I want to be firm on my perferences but sure, I can flex some.
The ideal woman for me is 28-35 and is looking for serious relationship, marriage and family.
(FIRM)
She is more on the tall side and is in rather good shape
(FIRM)
After that, I'm flexible (ok, please be attractive and don't break cameras or turn people to pillars of salt)
See - I'm firm but can flex.
so if you are too old to want children OR too short OR trying to work off 30lbs, just skip to anothe post.
As for me, I have all those traits (looking for ltr, I'm tall, I'm intelligent, fit and out-going).
I am an enjoyable person to hang out with and put my girl on a pedestal.
I am looking to develop a wonderful friendship with someone who understands, cute, friendly, outgoing, affectionate, and honest.
If you where to ask people who know me, they will tell you I’m a friendly, down to earth, and kind individual. The type who is easy to talk with on any subject or topic.
My activities are so wide open. I enjoy music, movies, sports; baseball and hockey mostly, domestic travel, museums, outdoor stuff, cooking, volunteering, and whatever else sparks an interest in me.
I’m 37, 6’4, husky; but not fat, d/d free, no kids, non smoking, single, white, young looking, affectionate; love to cuddle/kiss, and a creative romantic. I’m honest, mature, driven, goals in life, and realistic. I love my family and enjoy spending time with my bothers kids and friends.
At this current time, I want some companionship and real human enter action between two mature adults. I’ve got enough email/chat pals, but I need the real thing. I want to see a cute smile, have great conversations, laugh, and hug/kiss, make dinners together, etc. The type of woman that I can look forward to seeing. She has to be understanding, in fairly decent shape, but most importantly she has to be totally honest. The type of person who understands that certain sacrifices have to be made.
I’m dealing with a lot of health issues. I have 2 operations upcoming before the end of the year and other things that will not allow me to fulfill a meaningful and passionate relationship. I would like to have an LTR in the future.
I live only a few miles from the City in Maryland and spend time in the district, so it would be wonderful to meet someone who doesn’t live to far away and can spend time with me. In February once I recover from my operations, I’m moving to the city or Arlington.
I am a SWM with dark brown hair, hazel eyes. I am 5'9, with an athletic build.
I have a masters degree and work in a professional field for a government contractor.
I am easy going, funny, fun, passionate and loyal.
I enjoy playing tennis, working out, watching movies, reading, traveling, exploring DC, having intelligent conversations with good company and good food.
I would like to meet a pretty, smart, good natured woman, who appreciates a cultured, intelligent, creative man.
About me:
- 29 years old, 5'7", dark hair, brown eyes, in shape, educated, and professional.
- I will listen, eat whatever you cook & try anything once.
- I love sports - basketball & tennis.
- I don't smoke, I love to travel, I exercise often, I'm laid back, witty, mature, romantic, and I give great massage.
About You:
- 21-30, single, educated, classy, sweet, in shape, & lovable.
- Live and/or work in the area.
- Open minded and interested in some of the things I mentioned below.
I'm a SWM looking for a SWF. I'm 6' tall, black hair and dark brown eyes. I do not smoke, do drugs or have kids, and would want you to be the same way, please.
She kept her plans and didn't break her word to someone else - so she's honorable.
She told you what the plans were and didn't lie about it being a date - so she's trustworthy and honest.
She followed up and called you the next day - so she's interested.
• Things I like to do in my free time: cook (the only good part about the cold is braising season), drink with friends, see music, drink with friends again (being honest), and read.
• Things I would like to do in my free time, but don’t do enough of and having a new friend to do these things with would be a great improvement to my quality of life: see live jazz and go to E Street Cinema.
• I work somewhere that makes me sound like a saint. I don’t do any of the actual saint-like work, I’m just good at talking about saint-like work. In reality, I’m facetious and my natural habit is to crack a joke every thirty seconds. I work with some deadly serious people and deadly serious people are, well, deadly.
• I plan to go back to school in the near future. I’m ambitious, but not a tell-the-whole-wide-world-how-smart-I-am type. I will make fun of you if you launch into a typical D.C. I’m-so-important-and-special conversation.
• I’m pretty well-traveled, speak four languages, know my way around a set of chopsticks or a piece of injera, and tend to get along with similar people (and who aren’t deadly serious about it!). Yes, Craigslist is an exception to my anti-bragging stance.
• 24 years, 68 inches (yes height, not the other thing). I’m in great shape—I lift weights or run six to seven days a week.
I am caring, sensitive, and witty. I pride myself on my massage abilities.
I am a hopeless romantic, and am open and honest about my feelings. There are few things i enjoy more than cuddling, holding hands, and simply listening to what my partner has to say.
Currently, I am co-founding an Alternative Energy company and tutoring high school and middle school students in every subject.
but mostly
i just want to hear about you :)
However, I would like to find an intellectual equal with whom i may hold hands, share moments, and make fun of trashy clothing in Filenes' Basement.
You: You are sweet, affectionate, and giving. You rip loose like a
freak in bed and act like a lady in the street! You are adventurous and
willing to try wild and crazy things in and out of bedroom. You should be
able to offer some of the things I am offering.
Me: I am passionate, affectionate, loving, down to earth, and I have
a great sense of humor. I like to lay around naked with my lover and I find
it hard to keep my hands and lips off of my lover's body. I enjoy
kissing, licking, and nibbling all over my lover's body. I love to feel
the curves and caress my lover's body with my fingertips, lips, and tongue.
I am the type of lover that aims to please and get off on making my partner
have orgasm multiple times. I am also orally inclined, open-minded, and
creative. I am educated, professional, and looking for a classy girl to
enjoy each other's company.
Do you feel stressed and are looking for a nice long free sensual full body tantric massage?
I am in Old Town Alexandria and have been doing tantra sessions for the past few years and most of my clients are friends and referrals. I've been told that I give very awesome massages. I will work with you to make things happen that will have you smiling for days! :)
I'm a very easy going sensual fun guy. If you're looking for a discreet NSA tantra session with a full body tantric massage, please hit me up with an e mail at TantricTouchForYou at g mail dot com.
Most guys agree, a girl whos honest and doesnt hide her true feelings, is pretty attractive. When girls sit around acting like they dont care and pretend to be innocent, then hit GF status and turn into porn stars, thats kind of a turn off. Theres nothing wrong with talking about the most natural, normal thing alive. Its the one thing everyone alive can agree is good, and without it, you wouldnt even look at the other gender lol. How come so many girls go out with guys who brain fuk them silly and treat them like dirt, and the girl stays? Yet they'll go out with guys who treat them well, but dont fool around a lot or arent good at it, and the girl leaves? Lol doesnt that say something? All guys know that keeping a girl is all about how good you are in bed lol. If you give her the best sex ever, she'll never leave regardless of how you treat her. Not good, ladies.
Unfortunately, sex ruins many relationships. Thats a big reason why certain religions speak against it so much, because they realize couples constantly divorce or separate for purely sexual reasons. If your significant other isnt good, why cant you teach them then? If you dont do it for an entire week due to a busy schedule or something, get over it, thats life. Reading through profiles and ads of both guys and girls, reading them talk about how theyre different than the others, not all about sex, not into this and that is funny. Personally I think its a lie, I cant count how many first dates Ive been on with girls who claim to be so innocent, yet within hours....down they go.
Some girls say they dont put out and do all that because if they do, they look like whores to the world. Umm, why do you care what others think? Let them think that, but you're not a whore, you're a person who likes sexuality, aka...a human lol. Is that embarrassing? No. Talk about it all you want, it doesnt mean thats all you care about. Myself, I fully admit what I like and what I want to do. But I also love to go out for the day, have weekly things we do, and yes, I do like cuddling lol. But I also love hours of fooling around lol. Another thing thats funny is, when a girl says she wont do something. Really, all it takes is the right words at the right time, and most of you would do anything. Again, nothing wrong with admitting it..
I do have tremendous respect for those girls who want to wait til theyre married though (though I doubt theyll last til marriage lol). Would I wait? Sure, for the right girl. But I wouldnt wait for other stuff that I love (you can ask if youre curious). Everyone loves intimacy, its one of the most important things in a relationships yet people try so hard to hide it and pretend they dont want it? Or, you're not supposed to talk about it? Since when does dating have rules? You just need to be careful that it doesnt become the basis of the relationship, otherwise it wont last.
Some girls say they dont like to fool around quickly because they did, and the guy never called back. Well I hate to say it, but some of you are no better. We guys spend our hard earned money on you on dates, and you dont call us back!
So you think that just because a guy talks about sex, it means hes all about it? No. Many guys will pretend they dont care for it, then use you for it lol. So if a guy is open about it, I think that shows hes honest. Look in Europe, people are so open about sex yet they last! Here, we hide it, pretend we dont care, then once we hit relationship status we turn into porn stars. Thats called being dishonest. And women do get far hornier and far more wild in their 30s, and far more open about it. I can tell a 30-some year old woman that im addicted to oral sex and she'll giggle, but I cant tell a younger gal that...so ya, Im not gonna tell you that....
Yes, its possible to be naughty and a good lover at the same time lol (how many of you would keep your bf/gf if they broke a limb or became deaf or something? Not many, but I would. I wont cheat, lie or tell you what to do, but I'll show you what "rough in bed" really means (and often) lol. We can even get tested together before doing anything, no problem.) And its very easy to tell apart the guys who just want sex, from those who want to commit to you, treat you well AND brain fuk you (hint: bars, clubs and parties usually dont work lol). My background is fully Italian, so that may be why my drive is so high, but may I remind you that Italians are ranked as 2nd best lovers in the world lol.
Of course I'd like to be attracted to this special lady and since I'm a single dad, I would expect that you are not crazy or insane. However, I'm open to race, age, and financial status, meaning that I don't care how much you make, who you know or what you do professionally, (no, I'm not rich so forget about me giving you money or all the "I need help with my bills" conversations).
I don't mind a few extra lbs. in fact, a few extra only enhances the "curve" factor. I'm open to married, divorced, single parent, lonely travelor, students who are over the age of 21, women of color, women who like fun, laughter, lightness, lots of sex, affection, TLC, kissing, massages and of course I'm open to other suggestions.
As for me, I have photos to share, I live alone so descretion need not be a worry. Hell, you can stay the night if we hit it off and I may even make you a great cup of coffee!!
I'm a great person, a good father and someone who is looking for some companionship, after that, who knows? I seek one special lady who is a jewel and would like to be treated with respect, love and affection, lots and lots of affection! Oh yea, did i mention I really like big, bouncy boobs too?
PLEASE be serious and available tonight. I can give you all the information you want and you can pass that on to whoever you want, so that you are more comfortable. I guess you don't have to stay the entire night but you are more than welcome to.
As for me, I am tall, single and considered attractive with dark curly hair, dark eyes and full lips. I am a former chef (hence my desire to find some cool places) now working as a consultant in the area on a regular basis. I like all things food with special consideration for ethnic, seafood/sushi and tapas-like places with lots of little plates (makes it easier to taste many things, even when eating alone)