one of us is thirty-five, five eleven, one-eighty, avg build, redish-brown hair, goatee, green-grey eyes, top, seven and a half cut thick
the other is thirty, six-three, one-sixty-five, brown eyes and reddish brown hair, verse-bottom, six and a half cut
**Im looknin 4 a sexi, short,thick n all da rite places laid back type female dat can handle a "real goon" " somebody fun to be around, must be a tru sweetheart. Just a real women (Da Wifey Type). but for the moment jus looking to some new friends an see what happens. but a nicca cool, chilled, laid back an love to have fun.
so if you think you on my level get at me...
About me: 6'1 brown hair, blue eyes, college educated, great job, great friends and family. I love to smile and laugh, and most of all just have fun.
I Hope to meet someone who enjoys the same. I also enjoy cooking, dancing, playing sports, talking shop, going to concerts, movies, shopping and getting out and trying to vast amount of things to do here in DC. Georgetown, Bethesda, Capitol Hill and Dupont are my favorite places to hang out and go out. Let's get to know each other!
Ciao, and dont worry I have pictures and I am real.
2. The reason girls treat nice guys like crap is simply because nice guys won’t talk back. A girl will never mouth off a jerk, because he'll make her cry. But hey, you want guys to be good to you, so you treat the good guys like crap. Great idea! Lol. By the way, girls don’t dislike overly nice whiny guys who write poems, because if some tall hot (or simply hot) guy was overly nice, whiny, and writing poems...girls would fall in love lol.
3. Girls really don’t know what they’re doing. Almost every guy has been on at least 5 great dates with a girl, then never heard from her after (this is why many guys are fans of going dutch on dates). Seriously, if you don’t know what you're doing, why bother? All you're doing is frustrating a great guy. I know girls hate to hear this, but finding great guys isn’t easy (and you know that, because if it was, you'd have one by now lol so don’t be in denial), so when you find one, keep him!
4. Girls are way too superficial. They watch soap operas and love movies, and think they’re honestly going to find that in real life. I hate to be the one to tell you, but relationships aren’t easy, nor are they perfect. There will be problems, arguments, boredom, times where you feel like hating one another. Relationships are usually fun for the first month or two, but then they get boring. Funny how females call for the majority of divorces, and are the ones who run away the second something goes wrong. You have to be able to compromise, and to give and receive. Relationships aren’t one-way streets.
5. Girls love drama and games (especially 'hard to get'). Basically I've learned, anything a girl says she can’t stand, she actually loves lol. To them, this whole dating thing really is a game. Its all about telling her what she wants to hear word for word, and doing things the same way they saw it in the movie. You can’t talk about sex, your ex's, religion, politics, world events, make jokes, etc. Umm, if two people are going to date, shouldn’t they be able to talk about anything together?
6. In a relationship, it’s all about sex to girls. Girls pretend they don’t care and hide it, then the second they become a girlfriend, it’s them who want to play all day (and if the guy isn’t good at it or doesn’t do it often, she runs...which is ridiculous). You aren’t fooling anyone by pretending to be prude and innocent, we know you want it more (it shows you're dishonest). As long as two people like one another, they should be able to enjoy each other (its not whoreish at all). But no, girls have to make it all complicated, thus why there are always problems. How come in Europe, people are so open about it, yet they usually last in relationships? Yet here people hide it, and dont last? If girls were honest, they'd put "sex" under their interests section, lol. Though I respect those girls who want to wait til marriage (I'd wait for the right girl), sexuality really is the most normal, natural thing alive.
7. How come girls date guys who treat them like dirt, yet they stay and/or keep coming back? Because he gives her the best sex of her life. All guys know that keeping a girl is all about how good you are in bed, lol. Just because a guy talks about sex, it doesn’t mean that’s all he wants. Some guys pretend not to care, then use you for it, lol. So if a guy talks about it, I think that shows he’s honest. Enough with the "comfort level, world thinking im a whore, std" excuses. All it takes is the right words at the right time (or a hot bad ass guy), and most girls would do just about anything.
8. Girls are too difficult and complicated. I can’t count how many girls I know who refuse to chill with girls because they’re too difficult. They expect too much out of life, people, and just about everything. Guys are simple though; they can sit around all day watching TV together and still call each other, but girls? You'll never hear from her after the first day if you do that, lol. You know what it takes to please a man? Food and sexuality. But girls, they want everything. And honestly, no good guy is going to take you out everyday or spoil you. This is huge: The world isn’t going anywhere.
9. Girls want a man. Well guess what, men want a woman. No girl wants a guy who sews, knits, bakes cakes and writes poems (unless he’s hot lol). Well same with guys. No good guy wants a girl who drinks like a fish, is party wild, is a fight fan, talks like a sailor or a man. Sure, some guys don’t care...but the good quality ones do. If you want us to act like men, then you act like women.
10. Girls want honesty? No, they want to be told what they want to hear. Guys can’t be honest, because every time a guy is honest, they call him a jerk. You want honesty? I loooove oral sex. Oh wait, damn, that's not what you want to hear. I meant to say umm, I hate oral! Sex is bad! Men are horrible and girls rock! ...do I get brownie points (for lying) now? lol.
11. Posting dirty pics on your profiles, or emphasizing the word "fun" too much, or saying things like "I like to have fun!", or posting pics of you and all your friends (partying especially), or saying things like "don’t be so serious, life isn’t serious"...really, is only scaring away the good guys. I hate to say it, but you won’t be "young and stupid" forever, lol. I'm 23 and even I know there are things you have to be serious about, otherwise you'll get screwed over left and right.
12. Girls say they can’t stand guys who judge, stereotype, are insecure, negative, whine, are bitter and dishonest, into drama, all about sex, etc. Funny thing about that is, girls are the most judgmental, stereotyping, whiny, bitter, insecure, dishonest, negative, dramatic and "all about sex" people ever, lol. Besides, all those things are human nature, everyone does it. Speaking of judging, you'll judge a guy over where he lives, if he went to college or not, yet you wont judge him over how much he drinks and picks fights with people? lol. I'd rather date a dropout who lives at home, than a rich drunk.
13. Girls don’t like guys who....whoa wait, you'll date guys who are drunks, druggies, criminals, don’t have high school diplomas, controlling...yet you won’t date a clingy whiny guy? Doesn’t make sense. The reason jerks don’t whine is because they have no reason to! They’re jerks, and still get girls! Truth is, girls will date anyone as long as he's hot lol.
14. Why is it okay for girls to post skanky pics of themselves, but if a guy posts a picture of his muscles, he’s a jerk? If a girl says bad things about guys, guys just laugh and play along. But if a guy says bad thing about girls, girls get bi tchy and defensive (because they know it’s true). Its okay for girls to be whiny, bitter, dishonest, dramatic, act manly, but its not okay for guys to be whiny, bitter, dramatic, dishonest or do girly things, lol. Its okay for girls to care and talk about sex, but its not okay for guys lol. What gives?
15. Why date someone when you know you won’t last or when you know they won’t make a good husband or father? Relationships aren’t temporary flings. "True love" and "Fun" are two different things lol, so pick one or the other. Mr. Bad Ass may be fun (till he cheats on you lol), but he wont be so fun in 15 years. If you think nice guys are boring, you'll think husbands and marriages are boring. Jerks get girlfriends, nice guys get wives.
16. Girls love to use words like "chemistry, connection, spark, confidence"...yet they can’t correctly define them lol. Let me say once and for all, it has nothing to do with that. If a guy is hot, there's a connection lol. And how can you expect physically unattractive guys to have confidence, when they're constantly being overlooked and rejected for their looks? We all know tons of handsome guys who have no confidence at all, yet get any girl they want.
17. Some women have the tendency to chase guys who don’t like them and mistreat them. Really, it'll only end in you being heartbroken. Some women like to wait for the guy to make the moves and send the messages. Not good. If you like him, send him a message or make a move before someone else does. Nobody is a good mind reader, so getting upset at him because you hinted at wanting to do something but he didn’t do it, is really not his fault.
18. First date didn’t go so well? What, were you and your best friend, best friends right away? First dates are supposed to be weird and awkward; you're hanging out with someone you barely know! Give people a chance; we all make mistakes, have imperfections, baggage and flaws. Though there's a fine line between a flaw, and pure ignorance lol. A deaf girl or girl on crutches can still be sexy, but a girl puking all night to excessive drinking? No way.
19. Don't be so self-absorbed, listing a hundred things he needs to be, without listing what you will bring to the relationship. It makes you look like you're a taker and not a giver, and expect way too much. Again, this isn’t a soap opera. If you expect us to act and dress like soap opera guys, then we can expect you to act and dress like Victoria’s secret models, lol. It’s only fair!
20. When someone says you shouldn’t do something and you purposely do it thinking you're bad ass, in reality you're just making yourself look stupid lol, so think for yourself. Remember the first time you got drunk or watched something stupid? I'm sure like most people, you didnt want to do it but a friend pushed you, and now you like it! That shows you cant think for yourself. Why does it take many of you till you're 40 to understand all of this? Lol.
21. Ok ok, many girls say that guys are just as bad, and it’s sort of true. They have a great time and never call the girl back, or they care too much for looks, do this and that. It’s true, but there’s a difference! 90% of guys don’t sit around all day claiming they want commitment (girls do lol). Guys who do that sort of stuff don’t want commitment!
22. Make yourself available when you find someone you like. They won’t stick around forever if you don’t put in some effort. Again, it’s awfully hard to find great lovers, so you may want to keep them around when you find them.
23. So you may be thinking, "what girl wants to date a guy who talks sh!t about girls?!” I guess you don’t want any guy then, because all guys do it, just not publicly. See, the more ignorant girls are, the more ass a guy gets, so guys want girls to be ignorant. I don’t care if all your friends are guys, you don’t know guys. Guys say totally different things when just one girl is around, as opposed to when it’s all guys. Besides, I’m not talking sh!t, I’m being "honest". And I thought girls liked honesty? Lol.
24. So what do girls really want? A guy who looks like Channing Tatum, has the attitude of a rough linebacker, the heart of an overly nice guy, and gives her the best sex ever lol. Or, they want the guy they see in love movies and soap operas. Sorry to say, but they are extinct. I dont care if your friend claims she has one, isn't that what she said about the last 6 guys? Lol and look where that went.
100. Lastly, what do guys want? Most (good) guys want the same kind of girl. We all want an uncomplicated/simple, smart, kind-hearted, faithful female who acts like a woman and can think for herself. Is very naughty (which all girls are, they just hide it). A female who understands the ups and downs of relationships and can handle it, and doesn’t make dating a game. That’s it! Girls think it's hard to meet decent guys (which it's not, they’re probably right under your nose too lol). Funny, because finding a girl like what I just wrote, is close to impossible!
I'm looking for a female that loves getting her pussy ate. A female that loves dick and not scared to let her freakiness out. You must be disease free, clean, and attractive. Also race doesn't matter. And please be single or discreet. So if you're trying to have some fun and get your pussy ate by the best then hit me up. And please believe u will not be disappointed with my abilities. Serious replies only. I'm looking for a female to squirt all over my face and in my mouth. If ur real put (licking it) in the subject title. So hit me up
You should be 18+ with a fun personality, a great smile, and perhaps a little bit of sass when appropriate. Ideally you will NOT be in law school, as I don't really want to date a mirror image of myself. An interest in finding new restaurants here in the District and/or hitting the town for a few drinks is a big bonus.
If you think you might be interested, please tell me a little about yourself and why you've landed here in DC. A well-written reply and a photo are certainly bonuses, and if you're a little sassy that works too. Talk to you soon. :)
Looking to meet up for mutual fun and safe time. High sex drive so regular things would be great. Like basic oral to various positions. flip fk would be plus.
Drop me a note. Keep your cock pic, it's an element of surprise.
I'm not going to post a picture of my penis. In fact, I don't even HAVE a picture of my penis. Shocking! I guess that's one of those things you have to see in person :oP
So I don't really need craigslist, I'd love if you didn't either. I am a musician and was in a band for 3-4 years, I play guitar, bass, drums, sax, and a little piano (so I'm pretty good with my fingers and tongue :). I played rugby for 3 years, did MMA for a year or so, have a selection of other sports under my belt, and work out regularly. I graduated with honors from a top public university and I actually spent most of today working on PhD grad school applications. I have a motorcycle though I haven't had a chance to ride it much lately, too cold. I may, also, really enjoy Disney movies. Maybe. If I did I probably wouldn't admit to it though... ;)
I'm not really going to list off things that I "want" because really I'm pretty easy going. Obviously it'd be nice if you were intelligent, had a sense of humor, attractive... etc... but that isn't exactly a unique list. If you're interested in me say hi and send me a picture or 7, maybe tell me a bit about yourself or why you liked what I said. I'm an easy person to talk to, don't hesitate to send me an email :)
ps.
If you're a guy, were once a guy, or like to wear a strap on and pretend like you're a guy... it's not going to work. But I'll take your interest as complimentary
I included a picture to assure you that no, I am not a 40 year old man with a part time job as Santa Clause at the local mall. Promise.
The best way to describe me is witty, warm, and friendly, with a great sense of humor. Some have described me as a “class-clown” type. Yeah, there is some truth to that. I am a very thoughtful, extremely loyal and generous man who would give someone the shirt off my back. I tend to be there when needed. I make friends easily and tend to hold onto them. Some of my best friends I have known since childhood.
Things I value most in a relationship are trust and honesty…without it you have nothing. Also the ability to communicate and convey one's feelings are of paramount importance.
I was married for over twenty years and have been on my own for over 3 years now. I have 4 wonderful children; two are grown and two live full-time with my "ex". I am not looking for a mother for my kids as they already have a great mom. And I mean that with all sincerity.
I live alone, well; OK it’s me, Holly (K-9 extraordinaire) and Hunter (Finicky Feline Fur-ball). I have my own home and have a long standing, successful career in the computer/electronics field.
I believe a successful couple must have a lot of common interest but also support and tolerance for uncommon ones. It’s nice to do most things together but couples should have their “me” time occasionally.
I enjoy good conversation (anything from how the toilet paper roll is hung to solving the World's problems), dining out, traveling, the beach, sports (baseball, football & some auto racing), shopping (Bed, Bath & Beyond is one of my favorite stores-no kidding!), fishing, camping, computers, electronics, swimming, bike riding, taking walks, home projects, cooking (REALLY???;let’s just say I don’t starve or make recurring trips to the E. R. for food poisoning or stomach pump-LOL!), day/weekend getaways to the city, mountains or wherever the wind takes us.
My cooking skills continue to improve. I haven't burned the salad in over 2 weeks now and I no longer put fabric softener in my meatloaf. But my dog continues to turn her nose up at my leftovers (what's up with her?).
I love taking day trips. One of my favorite places is Baltimore's Inner Harbor. The Rusty Scupper is a great place to eat and browsing the shops is a nice experience. Oh, and can't forget Fell's Point-love to wander through the neighborhood and stopping by the little specialty stores and clubs.
I also enjoy music. Mostly 70’s & 80’s but I also like most country music (and even some of those sappy “love ballads”). XM/Sirius is my best friend! Love “The Blend”.
I am a very easy-going and laid back person. I love to be around the hustle and bustle of D.C., but am not looking for someone drunk from the power of the city. I'd love to be able to just hang out with someone relaxed. Ideally, you would be between 29-35.
So if you're the one flagging all the positive posts, we both know how pitiful you are -- you know it and I know it.
You don't have the guts or the balls to allow a post which you don't like.
Your anonymous flagging is about as low as torturing small animals -- it's about the only power trip you can think of being able to do -- destructiveness.
How can you live with yourself??? You KNOW how pathetic you are, what a big LOSER you are, and you are stuck with yourself 24/7. How very very sad for you.
Go ahead, show me I was wrong about you -- I DARE you to show me you have the GUTS to allow this post to stay up. Go ahead. Show me. Show us all.
It takes more strength and courage to be kind and positive than to be hostile and negative.
Do you have enough strength & courage to do that? Show us. Let this post stay up for anyone to read.
--------------------------------------------- Here's the latest post you already flagged:
hostility rools! (gutter)
Doncha hate when peepul try to put positiv crap on here? Showing they hope uthers wil bee happy?
Me hate that. Me luv to flag it. Flagging make me feel sooo big and strong. Haterz roool! And we droool!
Ha ha ha. Us angry nukkel draggerz OWN CL R&R. It is OUR place to feel so POWERFUL by ERASING ennything all kind and helpfull. Ugh. Make me sick.
No "good will" allowed heer! ha ha ha! Feelz so guuud to drag down sumthin to my low level. ah, my mud pit life of hating enny 1 who acts nice or happy. ahhhhh.
I will not rest until evree 1 acts all mad and reddy to fite like I do. Then me feel happee and LET peepul post on CL like I post on CL.
I am petite
Brunette
Sexy
Self employed
i have been told this forum is filled with nothing
But losers and bored married men getting their jollies
I have been informed that the internet is a useless tool in finding your right match
Please be 38-50
Halfway intelligent
And fit the above profile
In the mean time, she's moved out. She has no job, no income, no credit, no car of her own, and no prospects for any. She can't move in with her FB, so she's sponging off a friend. My attorney and I have drawn up the separation agreement, and since she can't afford a lawyer, she's either going to sign it, or I'm filing for divorce on the grounds of adultery. After all, I have money in the bank.
I now know why Charlie Sheen prefers hookers. It's because he pays them to leave.