I am petite
Brunette
Sexy
Self employed
i have been told this forum is filled with nothing
But losers and bored married men getting their jollies
I have been informed that the internet is a useless tool in finding your right match
Please be 38-50
Halfway intelligent
And fit the above profile
on the concept of a serious relationship, i am tempted to comment extensively, but will refrain and say only that i'm kind of naturally allergic to words and expectations that feel like settling, or anything boring, as ltr's have a tendency to feel, potentially speaking. i'm a bird, and i do not hesitate to fly. that said, i'm too old to play the whole bullshit of not taking my time or another's seriously in building meaningful connections. i am a student of life in my mind and spirit, and i push limits and envelopes like its my job. vagabonds, criminals, gypsies and outcasts are all welcome, provided you know how to mask your divergences in a smooth cocoon of societal honey, style and grace.
the beautiful and crazy woman who is writing this ad, is once again, an artist, with mad foreign motherland vs america complexes, smart as fuck and slightly firebomb sexual complexes, and innate trigger-finger self destruct rebellion tendencies. this means more than a few delicious adventures to those who are not faint of heart, and we send out this information with the intention to both warn and inform, as well as trust, hope and pray that the good ones, the right ones will catch our drift about the possibilities for chaotic yet languidly passionate times.
i love music
i like to cook
watch sports
go shopping
out to eat
traveling
sightseeing
and go to the parks
i am a laid back chick, i can hold a conversation about many things, i am straight forward and to the point. i really dont bite my tongue much unless i have too
i have a good sense of humor, but i do know when to be serious as well
i am very affectionate, passionate, and sensual too. so i like to hold hands, kiss and cuddle
i do attend church
like i said i am looking for a sbm personal teddy bear. someone who i can get to know and go from there....im looking for a relationship that will last
im looking for someone who is black, lives in either gaithersburg or germantown,md or rockville
someone close to me in age
someone who likes plus size women
someone who i can connect with and have chemistry with, who can make me laugh, we can go out and have a good time as well
that gentleman
so if thats you please send me a pic with your email....NO PIC NO REPLY OKAY
Please write "Unmarried man who wouldn't freak if a relationship blossomed" in the subject heading:).
PS Bonus points if you know the difference between: know and no, two, to and too, your and you're, there, their and they're! You may think that sounds lame, but you'd be surprised how many people don't seem to know the difference!
I've got my life together, with the exception of a potential life time partner to complete the picture. I'm not lookng to take care of a man financially so if you're a leech or potential liability you may keep it moving. I would love to meet a very compassionate man with a heart of gold and a great personality. You must be a nonsmoker, responsible, tall with a proportionate build, well balanced, and serious minded with no kids, wife, ex-wife or girlfriend in the picture.
If any of this has sparked your interest, please write me and let me know a little about you, and I'll do the same. Send me a picture if you'd like one in return, or if you'd like to chat for a while first, I'm good with that, too.
Looking to meet a good guy to date and to see where it goes from there. If it doesn't go anywhere then at least I made a new friend. Can never have enough friends.
What I'm hoping to meet: White Male between the ages of 25 to 40 and between the height of 5’9 to 6'5. (Weight and height proportional) and a good guy all the way around. No one is perfect and I’m not expecting for you to be. Just be the best person that you were meant to be, an upstanding individual with little to no drama, sweet, kind, and fun to be around.
A plus if you are honest, affectionate, a good cuddlier, can cook and make me laugh. Laughter is the best medicine.
Please tell me a few things about yourself along with a picture. Sorry, I'm not interested in friends with benefits.
I have woken up next to my laptop some morning ( a crazy night of spreadsheets, I tell you).
I sing along to the best of the 80s hits in my car. Loud.
When I run, I run flat footed. And some things giggle when I run.
I have 35 pairs of shoes.
I tend to be a klutz. A graceful klutz according to friends.
But I do have a smile that will light up the room. Think the movie Rudy is the best movie ever made, along with Hoosiers.
Small addiction to college basketball.
Size 10 feet. 5'8".
Corn fed body. That means there is some meat on my bones.
Blonde hair--it is not real.
Sassy and sarcastic at times. More sassy than sarcastic.
Rather ambitious when it comes to work. Travel a lot.
Seeking SWM, tall, non-perfectionist, no kids, is able to laugh, sing and have a good time in life. Likes to work hard and play hard. Your life baggage could be checked into the overhead bin....
Of course, no one is perfect, but maybe we could be perfect for each other?
Here is a description that is not intended to exculde
But is simply what "I" am looking for
It is neither right or wrong but "MY" choice
I am looking for:
Male
Single
five feet ten inches or taller
Average to stocky build
Redhead, blond or something imbetween
Fit and and trim
Tattoos are ok
I prefer agressive men who are driven and passionate
Ability to express yourself and communicate is essential
open and accepting of others and the big picture of what life offers
Letting go of past experiences with women that may have been negative
Wanting to live life and be appreciated for who you are
Wanting to be loved and held
Sexually expressive and willing to explore
You live in Northern Virginia
You are looking for something longterm
I am
female
petite
Sexy
one hundred and four pounds
Brunette
46 years of age but appear much younger
Self employed
Outspoken
Artistic
Well educated
World traveled
passionate
sensual
Long dark hair
Fit and trim
Not interested in drama or head games or sob stories
43, blondish hair, gray eyes, reasonable weight, no kids, divorced from starter marriage ages ago. Picture receives same, although no guarantee of quality.
For an upbeat, content, honest, active, non smoking, outdoor loving, white, employed divorced woman?
Are you really single, a non smoker, in decent shape, love the outdoors, white and between 45-56 or so?
Born in the USA?
Drop me a line.
Turn On's : People who are into any and all of those things..
Turn Off's: Guy's who think their entitled, just want to fuck, want to talk about my tits, tattoos, piercings, the kinky sex acts i like, and People with no creative drive whatsoever.
If you want a photo.. Send me yours along with a Scenario on how you are going to fill my super high expectations.. Or just make me laugh really hard..
As for me, I am laid-back, responsible, college educated and employed. I have a solid group of girl friends, and love to hang out and try new things. I love to go out to movies, go out to eat, and do pretty much anything as long as I'm in good company.
Looking for a LTR with a great guy, definitely not a hook up.
So, if this is SO embarrassing for me to do, why am I doing it you ask? My friends and I have developed the habit of reading these personal ads for shits and giggles. I figure, hell we’re three decent looking and decently sane individuals…I’m sure other decent looking and decently sane individuals wander around the squalor of the dating realm for cheap laughs, too. Well, let’s hope so ‘cause I’m posting one.
So, about myself. Hmm. I’m a fairly awesome individual. Not gonna lie.
I’m one of the funniest, most outgoing, beautiful and genuinely kind people you’ll ever run across…no lie. In addition, I believe highly in family and dedicate a large portion of my time to such endeavors. I want to make a change in the world as silly as it may sound to some I will make a change in the world. I have a decent job, but don’t make much money. I have a car and shelter. I will be attending NOVA soon, so I’m not dumb ot unmotivated either. I have a nice social circle. Get invited to some fun parties but am more of a loner. People like me! I’m extremely attractive, as well...I at least don't look I belong on CL. I bathe regularly and have all my teeth. Win. I have talents and hobbies! Holy shit!
Quite honestly, if I really, really wanted a relationship I could have one at this second. Believe it or not, the internet is not my main facet of human interaction! Shocking! I have friends and potential relationships!
HOWEVER, My biggest issue is that I’m looking for a very attractive, tall, fit single, worthwhile man to date. Or at least someone who won’t mock, bitch, or complain about my beliefs, morals and values.
Alright, I suppose that's it.If interested send a pic, stats, a little about you.
Disclaimer-emails which are unintelligent, creepy, written by rude assholes, or creepishly older men, dirty guys who post in casual encounters will not garner a response. I know this is Craigslist, but you've got to have standards.
I’m a size 24. (The term bbw makes me gag. Not really, but I hate it, lol)
I love period pieces and musicals ( yayyy Across the Universe!)
My favorite topic of conversation is probably my dog.
I’m not a club/party person at all. I’d much rather go to a museum, walk around the city or stay home and curl up in front of the television
I love receiving flowers
I am SILLY.
I'm not too fond of shoes. I'd much rather wear socks or flip flops all day, every day.
I think proper grammar is sexy.
I cannot stand chocolate, caramel or jelly
I (seriously) have a peanut butter phobia
My celebrity crush is Gordon Ramsay
I have a thing for parenthesis (I feel like I get two thoughts for the price of one, lol)
I'm a pseudo-intellectual who secretly enjoys mind-numbing reality tv shows and doodling stick figures when I'm bored in class
I’m a sucker for a nice smile and easy conversation
I’d love to spend time with a guy with a personality that compliments my own. A good start would be someone who’s charming, easy-going, sweet, fairly sensitive and looking for a serious relationship. I’m at a point where a long-term relationship is starting to look appealing to me, and while I’m not ready to jump into one tomorrow, I’d like to start checking out my options. Right now I’m just looking for something nice and innocent. I’m talking about good conversations, exchanging silly text messages, having a good time in each other’s company…something that induces that “butterflies-in-your-stomach” feeling. Race is completely unimportant and age is relatively unimportant. While I don’t mind older men, I don’t want to look at you and be reminded of my father. I'd also like you to be at least 5'7. Sorry, but that's my thing. Ideally, I’d like to exchange a few e-mails and if we “click” maybe go to a movie or something. Is that how this thing works? Please send a picture with your response. I like to see who I'm talking to, lol. I'll send mine as well. Think this is too much to ask on CL?? Maybe...we’ll see what happens. Looking forward to your reply. :-)
I love DC for its diverse melting pot of people...Myself I am mostly attracted to men of ethnic origin...such as Indian (desi)...Middle Eastern, Pakistani, Latino men...very much into tan skin, dark hair, dark eyes..I love a man who has passion for life, a great sense of humor, honest, and drama free. OHHH and single..
I have dark hair, almost black...bright blue eyes. I am a plus sized gal...plus sized personality too...if you don't like curves, than I am not the girl for you!
I would love to meet someone who is open to friendship that could lead to a long term relationship...
2) World Cup Soccer - I've been a huge fan of soccer since grad school. (I got my first Masters while living in England, at a time when David Beckham was king.) I'll admit, part of the attraction is is well toned-men in short shorts, but truth be told, what I like most about soccer and the World Cup in particular is that way that it brings the world together. Every four years people around the globe stop to take part in an incredible celebration of skill and hope and luck. My family's from Trinidad and Tobago in the Caribbean. We made it to 2006 WC Finals in Germany,, becoming the smallest nation ever to have made it that far. I'm not exaggerating when I say, that it was among the proudest moments in my dad's life. Ok - so we never actually scored a goal before being unceremoniously eliminated from the competition and sent back home; but it was still really cool :-)
3) Turkish delight - Merhaba! I spent my my summer vacation touring Turkey and promptly fell in love with the country. The mix of Europe and Asia, the history, and best of all the food! I'm now seriously considering moving to Istanbul next year.
I'm a cute, funny girl who loves modern art - De Kooning, Rauchenberg, Jasper Johns... Looking for someone to wander the museums with. I'm especially interested in the William T. Wiley exhibit at the American Art Museum. A little about me: moved here from CA, love cooking, hiking and feel quite at home in nature. My favorite museum is the Hirschorn and I really want to get into the events and free lectures around town. I have quite an eclectic music taste - in fact, most of my favorites come from the 90s - Afghan Wigs, Soundgarden, Pixies, New Order, Fugazi, Bauhaus, Helmet...
I like to think of myself as a caring person and sometimes that gets taken advantaged of. Im normally the one refered to as the glue that holds everything together... nice nickname huh? Im extremely close to my best friend...even more so then I am with my own flesh and blood. I like to be there for my friends... Ive been known to drive over six hours just to be there when the shit hits the fan for both family and friends.I also like to cook... but I suck a baking... ok maybe Im gifted in both departments. I hate to clean up so I normally stick that on my sister ;)
Im looking for someone that completes me. Someone that will be there for me and I of course will be there in return. Please if you are a psycho, emotionally unavailible or somehow weird... DO NOT APPLY!
Not looking for a one night stand... WRONG SECTION
I work full time as a nanny and soon will be going into nursing school! I'm a strong woman with a positive attitude about life and I'm a nice girl with good goals! I love my family and I have two small dogs. Age isn't that much of an issue but it would be nice if someone was around the same age... I don't think I would have that much in common with a 40 year old.
Most guys I've met recently are extremely boring so if you are outgoing and can make me laugh I'm sure we would hit it off! I like to do a ton of adventurous things (it seems like I'm always on the go) but I like to relax given the chance too. I love movies and I dont watch too much tv but I love certain medical shows. I'm also wanting someone who is different from me because I know I have things to work on and what i'm bad at, you could be good at and together we can make a great team!
This is a long shot... but it would be nice to date a good guy. nothing serious but have their be an attraction towards eachother, go out a few times, and maybe be something like friends with benefits.. haha... that sounds horrible and I'm not looking for just sex but like I said I just got out of a serious relationship and it hurts and I dont want to feel like this again anytime soon but I miss having some company!
Like my pics? then email me, tell me a little about yourself and let me see a picture as well.. please dont make me ask for one! Also, Just a guess, but if you do email me please let it be more than one sentence, I'm sure someone would just write, "hey, what's up?" .... I will ignore that because guys need to step up a little more and put themselves out there like I do!
These pics were taken just this halloween.. can anybody guess who i was???
Some of the things I like to do are movies, eating out, working out, bowling, reading a good book, site seeing in DC, lounges, some bars, anything that's fun. If you have something you enjoy doing please let me know and I'm sure I'll try it out and maybe we could do it together.
As far as what I'm looking for is pretty easy.
Between the ages of 26-30
Honesty
Tall(or at least taller then me)
Athletic or at least works out(gotta keep the body in shape)
Funny
Can handle sarcasm
A friendship to merge into a relationship(eventually)
About me: from new england, lived here 5 years (now I'm considered a native!), enjoy reading, hanging out at coffee shops, traveling, college football, movies, genealogy (dorky I know), etc etc I do some volunteer work for the humane society and at church. If you asked my best friends they'd tell you I was a good listener, loyal, caring, and a bit on the smartass side! I don't smoke, and will have an occasional drink or two, but don't go out to bars/clubs often. (Just an FYI that if that's your thing, I'm probably a good fit.) I go to school part time, and have a great job, great family, and wonderful friends.
You? Suprise me.
One last thing... I'm on the orange line and use the metro to commute everywhere. So folks in the Arlington/Alexandria/FFX/DC corridor are good :)
As an ice breaker... put the name of your favorite band in the subject line. I'm always on the hunt for cool new music to listen to!
-25, 5’4” brown/brown, Euro mutt. I’d be super hot if I lost ten pounds, and I’m working at that, so there is hope.
-I’m college educated; however, I managed to get by with just learning what I needed so if you ask me something basic, like how many planets are there? I’ll happily google it for you.
-I don’t watch the news. It’s to depressing.
-I’m not interested in politics. I’d happily sit there and pretend to listen to you. I’m really good at that. Nodding my head and smiling, say uhuh, just don’t expect any verbal response about the latest bill going through congress.
-I have a fairly loud obnoxious laugh. And I laugh often & at lots of things, often at myself.
-I can’t drive. Mainly because I don’t own a car, but most importantly for the safety of our population. It just isn’t safe. Under no circumstances should you ever get in a car with me driving.
-I can be fairly bi-polar with my age. Sometimes I like to act like I’m a college freshman and go out and party intensely. Other times I like to stay in with a glass of wine, a good book and the fire going. I like to think my multiple personalities create a good balance ☺
-I have baggage. Yes, that’s right. I’ve had a boyfriend or two. And it didn’t always end well. I’m fine with that and you should be to.
-My best friends are my second family so you will have to like them to. Don’t worry they are awesome.
-Stand on the Right. Walk on the Left. I’m one of the people that consider kicking the tourist’s knees in ☺ Aren’t I friendly?
I think I got most of the important stuff down. If you think you can handle that, continue on.
On to you:
-Education a must, employment preferred.
-Sense of humor, outgoing and adventurous personality
-Love to travel and do something different on a regular basis
-MUST MUST MUST be able to hold a conversation outside of politics
-I don’t care if you play fantasy football, just play it with your friends
-Must love dogs
-Must be at least somewhat attractive (I don’t want to cringe when I see you…sorry)
-Dominant, bonus.
-Please be Honest. It is okay if you find me hideous, obnoxious, or dumb, just let me know. I’ll do the same.
-Laid back. Drama freaks need not apply.
PLEASE DO NOT VIOLATE MY INBOX!
I am not meeting up tonight to have sex with you, so don’t ask.
PHOTOS are appreciated and I will gladly return the favor if I am not completely repulsed by what you typed or what you look like.