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Graphic Design, Photoshop, Photos and Docs edited, AI, Web Development (Inside the Beltway...or not.)
offered virtually
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I'm a professional graphic artist and web developer, offering my world-spanning skills to you.
All of the example pics in this ad are my own work.
PRICE GUIDE
Basic Tweaks — $30:
(General image color and lighting, photo touchups, removing mild blur or small blemishes)
Bigger Fixes — $50:
(Serious color issues, major blemishes, simple object removal)
Major Changes — $75:
(Merging two similar pics where different people are blinking/whatever, removing major objects from image, simple background changes, real-estate edits like changing building color, landscape, and architecture)
Serious Alterations — $100:
(Combining completely different images and textures, basic logos, easy print layouts and flyers, modification of documents, serious photo restoration)
Advanced Graphic Work: $150+:
(Advanced compositing (Like the best images in this ad), cutting-edge logos with more choices, complex print layouts, pixel-by-pixel, artistic hand restoration (via photoshop) of old photos, for the right price I can do almost anything)
Basic Facebook Page or Group Setup: $75
Basic Website Setup: $250
Basic Instagram, Snapchat, OnlyFans, Pinterest Setup: $100
Advanced Website and Social Media setup also available
Hourly Work: $75/hour
Improve Your Family Pictures!
Was someone smiling or blinking in a family pic? Was the lighting bad, or someone missing?
Want a Greeting Card Collage made out of some of your pics?
This is your big chance!
Easy pay with PayPal, Cash App, Venmo, Zelle, Google Pay, or BitCoin and certain other cryptocurrency.
Bulk discount for multiple pics that need similar treatment.
Also willing to do editing in trade for some skill, item, or service I need...
I can:
- Perfect your Profile Pics for Social Media or Dating apps
- Remove even impossibly placed watermarks. Edit documents to add, remove, or change information. Is the date wrong or your name mispelled? That can be fixed.
- Design car wraps, packaging, tattoos
- Vectorize raster images for printing at large scale without blurring or pixelization, also rasterize vectors
- Smooth cellulite and stretch marks, fix thinning or messy hair, eliminate acne. Fix someone blinking or opening their mouth, change body shape, alter chest or butt size, add muscle, remove pounds, fix teeth, hide things out of place in the pic.
- Neatly remove people from a pic so it looks like they were never there. Don't send people the pic with your ex crossed out, how embarrassing!
- Merge two or more bad photos to a single good one. For example in one pic Bob is blinking, in the other sally is strangling her brother. In the final pic, the smiling parts are combined and all three are perfect.
- Clean up that old, faded, or mis-colored pic of great grandma. Or even colorize it. Or did a flood, fire, mould, or rough handling damage your favorite family photos? I can probably restore them more than you'd've hoped.
- Move YOU to a completely different photo. Maybe you forgot to get a pic of you kissing at the Eiffel Tower, or you want a photo of yourself giving Neil Armstrong bunny ears on the moon. I'm not kidding, I can do that last one, too. Great for cosplay: Imagine putting yourself into a scene from your favorite show!
- Speaking of exotic fun, I can give you real-looking butterfly wings and leopard spots in a photo, or a tattoo and dueling scar. Or remove them, if you already have them. (If you have butterfly wings, PLEASE let me see them IRL!)
- Discreet photo editing for your romantic or dating activities, even nude or naughty.
- Also a competent photographer with a quality DSLR camera.
Improve Your Social Media Presence with by improving your look in images, or creating whole new ones.
Want text added to a pic? A logo designed? Meme created? Collage assembled? Wedding or memorial graphics?
My non-freelance job is social media and web development, so I'm also willing to set up your Wordpress site, Facebook page, or even design/develop a website from the ground up for you. I'm a master of JavaScript, HTML, CSS, PHP/perl, Linux, MySQL, Apache, and other technologies.