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Breakup? Divorce? Wrecked a car? I will deliver your bad news (Washington DC)

Feel the overwhelming sense of relief from not having to be the bearer of bad news! Give anxiety and panic the boot! Save time and emotional energy! Focus on the things you want to do, not the things you hate.

How? Hire me to deliver your bad news.

It's that simple. Tell me what you want to say and to whom, and whether you want me to deliver the news via text, over the phone or in person. We will agree on a price, and I will deliver your bad news so that you don't have to. I can also develop a script based upon your wishes or ideas.

Want to break up with your partner but don't have the words? I do!
Time to tell that family member you hate them? It is long past due!
Need to tell that creepy dude at the library you aren't interested? I will check out some books for you when its done.

Don't worry, I am used to this. I deliver bad news ALL THE TIME and now I am putting my skills to work for you! Why go through the pain and turmoil of having to do this yourself when I am more than happy to do so.

My rates are negotiable and reasonable. Just think of me as Jiminy Cricket but for emotional minefields instead of wishes. I am your literal bad news bear(er).

Doubt this is real? It is! Read about me here: https://www.alxnow.com/2019/10/03/for-100-an-alexandria-man-will-show-up-and-break-the-bad-news/

$10 for a basic bad news text. $50 for a bad news phone call. At least $100 for a longer phone call or horrible news that will include tears or shouting.

Here's what you need to do now. Text me your bad news at 202-656-6726 and I will text you back my price for delivering that news.

Don't wait! Text me now!

202-656-6726
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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