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NYC libs get warned to cut back on rim jobs

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Yep, they actually issued a warning in New York City to stop licking each other’s a-holes. Combine that with illegals, homeless and drug addicts pooping in the streets and you can see why NYC is a Petri dish for Covid-19.

“ NYC gets anal about coronavirus sex

According to the health department, COVID-19 has not been found in semen or vaginal fluid, and other coronaviruses are not be easily transmitted by sex. But the coronavirus is found in saliva and feces.

The department warned, “Rimming (mouth on anus) might spread COVID-19. Virus in feces may enter your mouth.”

Apparently assuming not everyone would observe the moratorium on ass play, the guidelines offered, “Condoms and dental dams can reduce contact with saliva or feces, especially during oral or anal sex.””

Meanwhile the media is blaming Trump because some dopes ate fish tank cleaner thinking it was the anti-malaria drug Trump had mentioned as a possible treatment for the virus.

Trump could cure the virus and the media would blame him for putting doctors out of work.
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