Can't make a deal and can't make Iran squeal! We won the war 37 times five months ago but we're still there....probably for the shawarma and falafels!
Time to change the batter, Casey. Gone are the incompetent blithering real estate fools of the Witkoff/Kushner junior birdman team and the orange mafioso's bringing in the heavy hitters now. They'll have better luck because they have more experience at negotiating deals-even more than the orange art of the fartmaker himself.
Say 'Hello' to Jed, Granny, Jethro, and Ellie May! They've just been made Special Government employees of the State Department and are our best heavy-hitters in the diplomacy department.
They'll certainly out-best the Iranians because the Clampetts have more oil than the Iranians do! And if they can't get 'er done, we've got the cast of Gilligan's Island waiting in the wings.