Professional WRITER - Witty or serious. Speeches and MUCH more! (remote)
offered virtually
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So, this is how we meet. You're looking for a writer who's not using AI and is awesome to work with. I'm experienced, affordable, stay within budgets, and love to write. I can be very humorous or I can get out some onions and cry while writing something with very serious overtones. (Your choice)
ME (What I've been and what I've done)
Copywriter
Radio commercials
Articles
Stand-up comedy routines, as well as roast material
Ghostwriting
Social media for an ex TV realty person
Freelance material
Greeting cards
Speeches (One of the last ones I did, the man called me a rock star and actually tipped me. That was cool of him.)
Emcee material
….and so on…as well as a handful of my own manuscripts I’ve started querying out to literary agents.
If it helps, I can say I co-wrote the Constitution. Okay, I'm not that old. I'm also not good at lying.
Let’s talk about YOU now. What are YOUR business needs or personal needs for a writer - like me! I can be humorous or serious. That is your choice. I would rather use my creativity to write, but if you twist my arm, yes, I know how to use AI and have a certificate in ChatGPT from an online Harvard course a few years ago. I'd much rather use my creative side of my brain to write. I don't like 'cookie cutter' writing.
Budget? Let’s talk about that, too. I know it’s important that you have those guidelines, as well as a time frame for each project. OR - maybe you’re thinking of hiring me full-time. Well, that would be awesome. Don't make me grovel now. I'm giving you my best shot here.
Please email me. I’d love to talk about what I can do for you. Whether you’re seeking a small or large project, I’m here. Thanks for your time and attending my TED Talk on Why You Should Hire Me.
I'm waiting. I'll put in some coffee while I wait for your email.
The coffee is cold. You haven't emailed.
Oh go ahead. You can see I'm great to work with.
I'm just getting my five dollars worth to post this ad.
Still reading? I feel like Ferris Bueller at the end of the movie. Go home.