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I need a sidekick in order to effectively complete my adventures.
We will always have a cover story for our missions, but you will have to take that kernel of a story and be able to improv off of it with little to no direction at the drop of a hat. So you should also be very quick and able to think on your feet.
You should also be good at quickly researching things in the heat of the moment (mostly using your phone).
You should have a very healthy mistrust and disdain for authority and comfortable with borderline trespassing-like behavior. We won't engage in any violence, theft, or destruction of property.
You should have excellent hearing, eyesight, smell, and situational awareness.
You should be in good shape, or at least:
* comfortable traversing long distances over very rugged terrain such as mountains.
* able to hop over a 6’ chain link fence with barbed wire on top in an emergency..
You should have a valid driver's license and be comfortable driving a sports car as well as riding in one. Sometimes with a dog in your lap.
You should be excellent with animals, especially dogs. Farm animal experience a plus. If you're good at identifying wild flora and fauna, even better.
Most of this is negotiable and can be learned on the job. What you will definitely need is a desire for excitement, intense curiosity, and relentless desire to achieve an objective.
Basically think of me as a Rick who's looking for a Morty but I am slightly nicer.
If you have gotten this far and you are wondering whether to respond, you should. Literally the worst thing that could happen is that you have a weird conversation.