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Easy Valentine

Like many guys, you may find relationships with women to be challenging. Wouldn't you like a woman that was calm, quiet, and did not tell you what to do, a woman that had patience, a woman who was a good inexpensive date? The good news is that all you have to do is select the right type of woman. Yes, I am talking about the inflatable type of woman. They are great for travel: just open her valve and stuff her in your suitcase. She will never, ever ask you to take her to "nice places." She will never have "headaches."
I have only one word of caution: never bite her on the ear. She could experience inadvertent flatulence and fly out the window.
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