You can live here rent free if you are a very muscular young heavyweight or superheavyweight bodybuilder of color under 30 years of age with huge, ripped, powerful muscles, tattoos, shaved body hair, and a large or very large endowment who likes to provide girls with a huge pregnant belly containing as many babies as possible. You will need to provide me free personal training twice a week. Please send me a current shirtless muscle photo. Include your current age, height, and weight. Tell me how much weight you can bench press, curl, military press, and overhead press, as well as your current chest, bicep, and waist measurements.